New Calander Launches in April

Inspired by the Firefighters Annual Calendar where muscled firefighters pose shirtless with hoses, helmets and axes, and sometimes fluffy animals, we are proud to announce the forth coming Realtors Calander. The new calendar will feature 12 Real Estate professionals posing with tastefully placed ‘For Sale’ signs, ‘Sold!’ stickers and for the more adventurous, Auctioneers gravels. “We’re aware of some great bodies in the business!” states organiser Nicolas Richards. “Many real estate professionals are currently posting very attractive pictures on various social media, and sharing these widely, so we know there’s plenty of talent out there.” We’re on the look-out! Applications are now invited for the 12 monthly positions. So, if you like the idea of being ‘Mr January’, or ‘Mr February’, or even ‘Miss April’… “Yes! Unlike the firefighters, we are an equal opportunity organisation and very open to all and anyone who’d like to apply to pose,” interrupts Mr Richards. Applications close very soon Don’t miss out! This opportunity is going…going….Contact this publication NOW with your details, and a sample photo or two, to be considered for the brand-new Realtors Calander. Let’s show those firefighters what’s really hot! Applications close April 1

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